| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Naked Jeff | 9 | -1.00 (-11.11%) | |
| D | Branislav Ivanovic | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| D | Captain Fishfingers | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| D | Group Sex | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) | |
| D | John Terry | 8 | -1.00 (-12.50%) | |
| M | Frank Lampard | 10 | -1.00 (-10.00%) | |
| M | Cristiano Messi | 9 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Lucas Piazon | 8 | -1.00 (-12.50%) |  |
| M | Juan Mata | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Healthy Fastfood | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Jesus Claus | 7 | -1.00 (-14.29%) | |
| R | Gavino Del Neri | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Jimmy McDonald | 6 | -1.00 (-16.67%) | |
| R | Daniel Sturridge | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 7.50 | -3.00 (-2.86%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 12 | Pawel Zamenhof | K | |
 |
+2.00 (18.18%) | 11 | Charles Ceciu | D |
| +1.00 (10.00%) | 10 | Andy Ruskin | D | |
| -2.00 (-20.00%) | 10 | Tomas Joseph | D | |
| +4.00 (50.00%) | 8 | Dolph Libermann | D | |
| -4.00 (-33.33%) | 12 | Val Wheeler | M | |
|
+3.00 (27.27%) | 11 | Juan Ximelez | M |
| -1.00 (-9.09%) | 11 | Patrice Espimas | M | |
|
+3.00 (30.00%) | 10 | Aleksandr Trukhno | M |
| +2.00 (25.00%) | 8 | Paddy Stein | M | |
| +1.00 (20.00%) | 5 | Rahul Sathani | S | |
| +9.00 (8.33%) | 9.82 |