| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Wez Speltwithaz | 10 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Poisen Thatfuker Chalice | 10 | +1.00 (10.00%) |  |
| D | Papas Mybitch | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| D | Shivs Spunkbucket | 7 | -1.00 (-14.29%) | |
| M | Charismatic Jambags | 11 | -2.00 (-18.18%) | |
| M | Mixalis Koronis | 9 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Notplayin Forjayayever | 8 | -1.00 (-12.50%) | |
| M | Tampon Dyer | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Wez Thomas | 11 | 0.00 (0.00%) |  |
| S | Rupert Roberts | 6 | -2.00 (-33.33%) | |
| S | Neville Clifford | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Abusive Jeff | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Dyers Fit Cousin | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Mymate Jambags | 5 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 7.79 | -4.00 (-3.67%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -2.00 (-11.11%) | 18 | Pepe Reina | K | |
|
+2.00 (16.67%) | 12 | Gareth Bale | D |
| +1.00 (8.33%) | 12 | Dani Alves | D | |
|
+2.00 (18.18%) | 11 | Daniel Agger | D |
| +1.00 (9.09%) | 11 | Gerard Pique | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Jose Enrique | D | |
|
+4.00 (30.77%) | 13 | Raul Meireles | M |
|
+2.00 (16.67%) | 12 | Joe Cole | M |
|
+1.00 (9.09%) | 11 | Stevan Jovetic | M |
| +1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Charlie Adam | M | |
|
0.00 (0.00%) | 12 | Andy Carroll | S |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | Giorgio Chiellini | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Dirk Kuyt | R | |
| -1.00 (-16.67%) | 6 | Craig Bellamy | R | |
| +11.00 (7.48%) | 10.50 |