| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Shaun Rowett | 12 | +3.00 (25.00%) | |
| D | Manfred Hausmann | 12 | +4.00 (33.33%) | |
| D | Chicagobears Areshit | 12 | -4.00 (-33.33%) | |
| D | Jayjay McLovin | 11 | +2.00 (18.18%) | |
| D | Jayjay McMuffin | 10 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Ilove Gerard | 12 | -2.00 (-16.67%) |  |
| M | Indiana Jones | 12 | -2.00 (-16.67%) | |
| M | Jeff Stelling | 11 | +3.00 (27.27%) | |
| M | Joshua Davison | 10 | +4.00 (40.00%) |  |
| M | Double Andimsold | 10 | +2.00 (20.00%) | |
| S | Lauren Ledsham | 9 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Ollie Guy | 10 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Borat Sagdiyev | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| R | Bejitta Swole | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 10.29 | +11.00 (7.64%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +1.00 (5.56%) | 18 | Pepe Reina | K | |
|
+2.00 (16.67%) | 12 | Gareth Bale | D |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 12 | Dani Alves | D | |
| +1.00 (9.09%) | 11 | Gerard Pique | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | Giorgio Chiellini | D | |
|
-2.00 (-15.38%) | 13 | Raul Meireles | M |
|
+2.00 (16.67%) | 12 | Joe Cole | M |
| +1.00 (9.09%) | 11 | Stevan Jovetic | M | |
|
+3.00 (30.00%) | 10 | Lucas Leiva | M |
| +1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Charlie Adam | M | |
| +1.00 (8.33%) | 12 | Andy Carroll | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 9 | Steven Gerrard | R | |
| -1.00 (-16.67%) | 6 | Craig Bellamy | R | |
| +9.00 (6.21%) | 11.15 |