| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | The Black Spider | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Ed Stokoe | 9 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Cyril Knowles | 9 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Keith Newton | 9 | -1.00 (-11.11%) | |
| D | Trevor Hockey | 6 | -1.00 (-16.67%) | |
| M | Johnny Haynes | 10 | -2.00 (-20.00%) | |
| M | Billy Bremner | 9 | 0.00 (0.00%) |  |
| M | Keith Weller | 8 | -1.00 (-12.50%) | |
| M | Laurie Cunningham | 6 | +1.00 (16.67%) |  |
| S | Ferenc Puskas | 9 | -1.00 (-11.11%) | |
| S | Peter Osgood | 8 | -1.00 (-12.50%) | |
| 8.09 | -6.00 (-6.74%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 9 | Jayjay Okotcha | K | |
| -2.00 (-18.18%) | 11 | Old Bastard Malcy | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Captain Charisma | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Iain Dyer Ear | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Tom Havercrotch | D | |
|
+2.00 (20.00%) | 10 | Jambags Andthe Gladrags | M |
|
+3.00 (33.33%) | 9 | The Wezmoister | M |
|
0.00 (0.00%) | 9 | Racist Bastard | M |
|
+1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | Sticky Shivy | M |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Malcy Malcysson | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | Alan Sugar | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 11 | Justin Lee Collins | R | |
|
0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Pooper Bear | R |
| +4.00 (3.48%) | 8.85 |