| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Vito Dominguez | 12 | -4.00 (-33.33%) | |
| D | Sheamus O’Shaunaghsey | 9 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Nineteen Counting | 9 | -1.00 (-11.11%) | |
| D | Lemmie Ashcroft | 5 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Papa Fritzl | 5 | -1.00 (-20.00%) | |
| M | Tom Cleverley | 10 | +1.00 (10.00%) |  |
| M | José Luis Rincón | 9 | +3.00 (33.33%) |  |
| M | Julian Joachim | 8 | +3.00 (37.50%) | |
| M | Gary Speed | 8 | +2.00 (25.00%) | |
| S | Jam Bear | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Jama Bags | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Teremun Buba | 5 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Tomtom Tomtom | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Dennis Davids | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 7.29 | +3.00 (2.94%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Jayjay Okotcha | K | |
| -1.00 (-9.09%) | 11 | Old Bastard Malcy | D | |
|
-1.00 (-12.50%) | 8 | Captain Charisma | D |
| -2.00 (-25.00%) | 8 | Tom Havercrotch | D | |
| -1.00 (-25.00%) | 4 | Hardcorephysco Wez | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 9 | The Wezmoister | M | |
| -1.00 (-11.11%) | 9 | Racist Bastard | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Sticky Shivy | M | |
| -2.00 (-33.33%) | 6 | Malcy Malcysson | M | |
| -1.00 (-10.00%) | 10 | Alan Sugar | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 9 | Wankover Jeffs Bird | S | |
| -1.00 (-12.50%) | 8 | Iain Dyer Ear | R | |
| -2.00 (-25.00%) | 8 | Pooper Bear | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Daisy Does Dallas Ii | R | |
| -11.00 (-9.65%) | 8.14 |