| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Naked Jeff | 10 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Captain Fishfingers | 10 | +1.00 (10.00%) | |
| D | Branislav Ivanovic | 10 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | John Terry | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) |  |
| M | Frank Lampard | 11 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Cristiano Messi | 10 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Lucas Piazon | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) |  |
| M | Juan Mata | 6 | -1.00 (-16.67%) | |
| M | Miguel Afonso | 5 | -1.00 (-20.00%) | |
| S | Healthy Fastfood | 9 | -1.00 (-11.11%) | |
| S | Daniel Sturridge | 6 | -2.00 (-33.33%) | |
| R | Jesus Claus | 8 | -1.00 (-12.50%) | |
| R | Fucking Skillz | 5 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 8.23 | -4.00 (-3.74%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -1.00 (-10.00%) | 10 | Andre Arendse | K | |
| -3.00 (-30.00%) | 10 | Mats-Olof Wideberg | D | |
| -1.00 (-12.50%) | 8 | David Nyati | D | |
| -2.00 (-25.00%) | 8 | Neil Tovey | D | |
| -1.00 (-16.67%) | 6 | Lucas Radebe | D | |
| -1.00 (-20.00%) | 5 | Lucas Radebe | D | |
| -1.00 (-12.50%) | 8 | Augustine Makalakalane | M | |
| -3.00 (-37.50%) | 8 | Tsimpiwe Tshabalala | M | |
| -4.00 (-50.00%) | 8 | John Shoes Moshoe | M | |
| -2.00 (-25.00%) | 8 | Shaun Bartlett | S | |
| -2.00 (-40.00%) | 5 | Siyabonga Nomvete | S | |
| -1.00 (-12.50%) | 8 | Jomo Sono | R | |
| -1.00 (-16.67%) | 6 | Bonghani Khumalo | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Benny McCarthy | R | |
| -23.00 (-22.33%) | 7.36 |