| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Ice Tea | 13 | -2.00 (-15.38%) | |
| D | Nail Head | 12 | +3.00 (25.00%) |  |
| D | Ball Baggs | 11 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Bobby Ball | 10 | +2.00 (20.00%) | |
| D | Jasper Carrot | 10 | +2.00 (20.00%) | |
| M | Snake Eyes | 12 | +2.00 (16.67%) |  |
| M | Jon Rambo | 12 | +1.00 (8.33%) | |
| M | Gag Reflex | 11 | +2.00 (18.18%) | |
| M | Prince Will | 10 | +3.00 (30.00%) | |
| M | James Bond | 10 | +1.00 (10.00%) | |
| S | Killer Iceman | 11 | +1.00 (9.09%) | |
| 11.09 | +15.00 (12.30%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -2.00 (-25.00%) | 8 | Seth Rogan | K | |
| -2.00 (-18.18%) | 11 | Alan Partridge | D | |
| -2.00 (-20.00%) | 10 | Jimmy McElroy | D | |
| -2.00 (-20.00%) | 10 | Will Ferrell | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 13 | Jeremy Kyle | M | |
| -4.00 (-33.33%) | 12 | Gerard Mcmahon Ii | M | |
| -5.00 (-45.45%) | 11 | Gerry Mac Mahon | M | |
| -6.00 (-54.55%) | 11 | Fernancow Torres | M | |
|
+2.00 (20.00%) | 10 | Careful Steve | S |
|
0.00 (0.00%) | 9 | Geraldinho McMahoninho | S |
| -2.00 (-22.22%) | 9 | Patrick Jane | S | |
| -23.00 (-20.18%) | 10.36 |