| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Ice Tea | 13 | +4.00 (30.77%) | |
| D | Nail Head | 12 | +3.00 (25.00%) | |
| D | Bobby Ball | 10 | +3.00 (30.00%) | |
| D | Jasper Carrot | 10 | +3.00 (30.00%) |  |
| D | Big Busted Wench | 4 | +2.00 (50.00%) | |
| M | Jon Rambo | 12 | +5.00 (41.67%) |  |
| M | Gag Reflex | 11 | +2.00 (18.18%) | |
| M | James Bond | 10 | +2.00 (20.00%) | |
| M | Bell End | 8 | +2.00 (25.00%) | |
| S | Killer Iceman | 11 | +4.00 (36.36%) | |
| S | Mark Dent | 11 | +2.00 (18.18%) | |
| R | Prince Will | 10 | +2.00 (20.00%) | |
| R | Howie Canham | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| 10.08 | +35.00 (26.72%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 12 | Casper Schmeichel | K | |
| -2.00 (-20.00%) | 10 | Big Matty Elliott | D | |
| -6.00 (-60.00%) | 10 | Karma Chameleon | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 9 | Gerry Gerry Gerry | D | |
| -1.00 (-11.11%) | 9 | Back Of The Net | D | |
| -9.00 (-69.23%) | 13 | Jay Carragher | M | |
| -1.00 (-10.00%) | 10 | Muzzy Izzet | M | |
| -2.00 (-20.00%) | 10 | Steve Guppy | M | |
| -1.00 (-11.11%) | 9 | Darren Sicknote Anderton | M | |
| -1.00 (-10.00%) | 10 | Emile Heskey | S | |
| -3.00 (-37.50%) | 8 | Andy Costello | S | |
| -26.00 (-23.64%) | 10.00 |