| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Ice Tea | 13 | +2.00 (15.38%) | |
| D | Bobby Ball | 10 | +3.00 (30.00%) | |
| D | Jasper Carrot | 10 | +1.00 (10.00%) | |
| D | Howie Canham | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| D | Big Busted Wench | 4 | +3.00 (75.00%) | |
| M | Jon Rambo | 12 | +5.00 (41.67%) |  |
| M | Gag Reflex | 11 | +4.00 (36.36%) |  |
| M | James Bond | 10 | +5.00 (50.00%) | |
| M | Prince Will | 10 | +4.00 (40.00%) | |
| M | Bell End | 8 | +2.00 (25.00%) | |
| S | Killer Iceman | 11 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Snake Eyes | 12 | +2.00 (16.67%) | |
| R | Gary Brennan | 6 | +1.00 (16.67%) | |
| 9.69 | +33.00 (26.19%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 12 | Neville Southall | K | |
| +5.00 (41.67%) | 12 | Murray Carnie | D | |
| +3.00 (27.27%) | 11 | Leighton Baines | D | |
| +3.00 (30.00%) | 10 | Seamus Coleman | D | |
| +2.00 (20.00%) | 10 | Bernard Bondi | D | |
| +2.00 (25.00%) | 8 | Jarred Beech | D | |
|
+3.00 (25.00%) | 12 | Jan Molby | M |
| +2.00 (18.18%) | 11 | Andy Reid | M | |
| +1.00 (9.09%) | 11 | Andreas Bardsley | M | |
| +3.00 (27.27%) | 11 | Micky Quinn | S | |
| +3.00 (27.27%) | 11 | Araz Abdullayev | S | |
| +27.00 (22.69%) | 10.82 |