| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Richardo Oliveira | 6 | +2.00 (33.33%) | |
| D | Hidayet Bastürk | 10 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Rodriguez Sevilla | 9 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Alastair Squire | 5 | +3.00 (60.00%) | |
| D | Walter McPhearson | 4 | +4.00 (100.00%) | |
| M | Kieron Curtis | 9 | +2.00 (22.22%) |   |
| M | Albert Hudd | 9 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Tyler Strodder | 8 | -1.00 (-12.50%) | |
| M | Gerrit McPhail | 6 | +3.00 (50.00%) | |
| S | Solomon Oddish | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Ayrton Geovani | 6 | +2.00 (33.33%) | |
| 7.27 | +15.00 (18.75%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -5.00 (-45.45%) | 11 | Alan Partridge | K | |
| -6.00 (-50.00%) | 12 | Gerard Mcmahon Ii | D | |
| -1.00 (-10.00%) | 10 | Will Ferrell | D | |
| -2.00 (-20.00%) | 10 | Jimmy McElroy | D | |
| -1.00 (-7.69%) | 13 | Jeremy Kyle | M | |
| -5.00 (-45.45%) | 11 | Gerry Mac Mahon | M | |
| -5.00 (-45.45%) | 11 | Fernancow Torres | M | |
| -6.00 (-60.00%) | 10 | Careful Steve | M | |
| -4.00 (-44.44%) | 9 | Patrick Jane | S | |
| -5.00 (-55.56%) | 9 | Geraldinho McMahoninho | S | |
| -5.00 (-62.50%) | 8 | Charlie Winning Sheen | S | |
| -45.00 (-39.47%) | 10.36 |