| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Alan Partridge | 11 | -7.00 (-63.64%) | |
| D | Gerard Mcmahon Ii | 12 | -6.00 (-50.00%) | |
| D | Will Ferrell | 10 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Jimmy McElroy | 10 | -1.00 (-10.00%) | |
| M | Jeremy Kyle | 13 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Gerry Mac Mahon | 11 | -5.00 (-45.45%) | |
| M | Fernancow Torres | 11 | -5.00 (-45.45%) | |
| M | Careful Steve | 10 | -4.00 (-40.00%) | |
| S | Geraldinho McMahoninho | 9 | -4.00 (-44.44%) | |
| S | Patrick Jane | 9 | -5.00 (-55.56%) | |
| S | Charlie Winning Sheen | 8 | -4.00 (-50.00%) | |
| 10.36 | -41.00 (-35.96%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -2.00 (-16.67%) | 12 | Deane Adams | K | |
| -1.00 (-10.00%) | 10 | Hidayet Bastürk | D | |
| +1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Rodriguez Sevilla | D | |
 |
+2.00 (25.00%) | 8 | Nathan Cutler | D |
 |
+1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Kieron Curtis | M |
| -1.00 (-11.11%) | 9 | Albert Hudd | M | |
| -2.00 (-22.22%) | 9 | Chalermchai Klodpeng | M | |
|
+2.00 (25.00%) | 8 | Desmond Rossall | M |
| -2.00 (-25.00%) | 8 | Tyler Strodder | M | |
|
+2.00 (20.00%) | 10 | Alexander Milton | S |
|
-1.00 (-16.67%) | 6 | Gerrit McPhail | S |
| -1.00 (-1.02%) | 8.91 |