| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Marc Besleagã | 10 | +3.00 (30.00%) | |
| D | Gay Pierced | 10 | +4.00 (40.00%) | |
| D | John Pope | 9 | +4.00 (44.44%) | |
| D | John Emonem | 9 | +4.00 (44.44%) |   |
| D | Bill Clit | 9 | +3.00 (33.33%) | |
| M | Weeny Big | 10 | +3.00 (30.00%) | |
| M | Cameron MacClean | 9 | +2.00 (22.22%) | |
| M | Carrot Top | 8 | +3.00 (37.50%) | |
| M | Captain Jack | 8 | +2.00 (25.00%) | |
| M | Adrian Sawyer | 6 | +2.00 (33.33%) | |
| S | Chun Gan | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| R | Yousef Andrawes | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) | |
| R | Ciprian Ispir | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Vitor Cafu | 5 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 8.43 | +32.00 (27.12%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -5.00 (-45.45%) | 11 | Alan Partridge | K | |
| -7.00 (-58.33%) | 12 | Gerard Mcmahon Ii | D | |
| -2.00 (-20.00%) | 10 | Jimmy McElroy | D | |
| -2.00 (-20.00%) | 10 | Will Ferrell | D | |
| -5.00 (-38.46%) | 13 | Jeremy Kyle | M | |
| -4.00 (-36.36%) | 11 | Gerry Mac Mahon | M | |
| -5.00 (-45.45%) | 11 | Fernancow Torres | M | |
| -4.00 (-40.00%) | 10 | Careful Steve | M | |
| -5.00 (-55.56%) | 9 | Patrick Jane | S | |
| -5.00 (-55.56%) | 9 | Geraldinho McMahoninho | S | |
| -5.00 (-62.50%) | 8 | Charlie Winning Sheen | S | |
| -49.00 (-42.98%) | 10.36 |