| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Justin Lee Collins | 11 | +1.00 (9.09%) | |
| D | Old Bastard Malcy | 11 | +1.00 (9.09%) | |
| D | Tom Havercrotch | 8 | +4.00 (50.00%) | |
| D | Captain Charisma | 8 | +2.00 (25.00%) | |
| M | Quitter Jambags | 10 | +1.00 (10.00%) | |
| M | Jambags Andthe Gladrags | 10 | -2.00 (-20.00%) | |
| M | Racist Bastard | 9 | +3.00 (33.33%) |  |
| M | The Wezmoister | 9 | +3.00 (33.33%) | |
| M | Sticky Shivy | 8 | +2.00 (25.00%) |  |
| S | Alan Sugar | 10 | +1.00 (10.00%) | |
| S | Pooper Bear | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) | |
| R | Iain Dyer Ear | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Daisy Does Dallas Ii | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Malcy Malcysson | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 8.79 | +17.00 (13.82%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | Mike Anthony | K | |
| -2.00 (-22.22%) | 9 | Peter McAlister | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Robert Petherick | D | |
| -1.00 (-25.00%) | 4 | Jason Brine | D | |
| -1.00 (-10.00%) | 10 | Russell Toghill | M | |
| -1.00 (-11.11%) | 9 | William Cole | M | |
| -2.00 (-25.00%) | 8 | Ricky Bourne | M | |
| -2.00 (-28.57%) | 7 | James Mayne | M | |
| -2.00 (-33.33%) | 6 | Glenn Boycott | M | |
| -4.00 (-44.44%) | 9 | Gary Brine | S | |
| -1.00 (-20.00%) | 5 | Keef Bourne | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Simon Twinkles | R | |
| -16.00 (-17.58%) | 7.58 |