| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Rbjayb Jayjay Rbjayb | 5 | -1.00 (-20.00%) | |
| D | Old Bastard Malcy | 11 | -1.00 (-9.09%) |  |
| D | Iain Dyer Ear | 8 | +3.00 (37.50%) | |
| D | Tom Havercrotch | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) | |
| D | Hardcorephysco Wez | 4 | +1.00 (25.00%) | |
| M | Quitter Jambags | 10 | +2.00 (20.00%) | |
| M | Jambags Andthe Gladrags | 10 | 0.00 (0.00%) |  |
| M | The Wezmoister | 9 | +3.00 (33.33%) | |
| M | Racist Bastard | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| M | Sticky Shivy | 8 | +3.00 (37.50%) | |
| S | Pooper Bear | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Alan Sugar | 10 | +1.00 (10.00%) | |
| R | Malcy Malcysson | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Charlie Bejjita Adam | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 7.86 | +13.00 (11.82%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -2.00 (-20.00%) | 10 | Wez Speltwithaz | K | |
| -2.00 (-22.22%) | 9 | Papas Mybitch | D | |
| -2.00 (-28.57%) | 7 | Shivs Spunkbucket | D | |
| -1.00 (-16.67%) | 6 | Abusive Jeff | D | |
| -1.00 (-25.00%) | 4 | Vernon Bent | D | |
| -3.00 (-27.27%) | 11 | Charismatic Jambags | M | |
| -3.00 (-37.50%) | 8 | Notplayin Forjayayever | M | |
| -2.00 (-28.57%) | 7 | Tampon Dyer | M | |
| -1.00 (-16.67%) | 6 | Dyers Fit Cousin | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 3 | Gaucho Rodrigues | M | |
| -2.00 (-33.33%) | 6 | Rupert Roberts | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | Poisen Thatfuker Chalice | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 9 | Mixalis Koronis | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Neville Clifford | R | |
| -19.00 (-19.00%) | 7.14 |