| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Wez Speltwithaz | 10 | -2.00 (-20.00%) | |
| D | Poisen Thatfuker Chalice | 10 | +1.00 (10.00%) | |
| D | Papas Mybitch | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| D | Shivs Spunkbucket | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Abusive Jeff | 6 | +1.00 (16.67%) | |
| M | Charismatic Jambags | 11 | +3.00 (27.27%) |  |
| M | Mixalis Koronis | 9 | +3.00 (33.33%) |  |
| M | Notplayin Forjayayever | 8 | +3.00 (37.50%) | |
| M | Tampon Dyer | 7 | +3.00 (42.86%) | |
| M | Dyers Fit Cousin | 6 | +2.00 (33.33%) | |
| S | Wez Thomas | 11 | +3.00 (27.27%) | |
| R | Mymate Jambags | 5 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Vernon Bent | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Neville Clifford | 4 | -1.00 (-25.00%) | |
| 7.64 | +17.00 (15.89%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -1.00 (-9.09%) | 11 | Justin Lee Collins | K | |
| -1.00 (-9.09%) | 11 | Old Bastard Malcy | D | |
|
0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Captain Charisma | D |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Tom Havercrotch | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | Jambags Andthe Gladrags | M | |
| -2.00 (-20.00%) | 10 | Quitter Jambags | M | |
|
+2.00 (22.22%) | 9 | Racist Bastard | M |
| +2.00 (22.22%) | 9 | The Wezmoister | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Charlie Bejjita Adam | M | |
| +1.00 (10.00%) | 10 | Alan Sugar | S | |
| +2.00 (25.00%) | 8 | Pooper Bear | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Sticky Shivy | R | |
|
+1.00 (16.67%) | 6 | Malcy Malcysson | R |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Hardcorephysco Wez | R | |
| +4.00 (3.45%) | 8.29 |