| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Leifur Ægisson | 4 | +1.00 (25.00%) | |
| D | Sheamus O’Shaunaghsey | 9 | -4.00 (-44.44%) | |
| D | Lemmie Ashcroft | 5 | -1.00 (-20.00%) | |
| D | Teremun Buba | 5 | -3.00 (-60.00%) | |
| D | Svein Vikan | 4 | -2.00 (-50.00%) | |
| M | Tom Cleverley | 10 | -4.00 (-40.00%) | |
| M | Gary Speed | 8 | -3.00 (-37.50%) | |
| M | Hannes Albrektsson | 5 | -1.00 (-20.00%) | |
| M | Tomtom Tomtom | 4 | -1.00 (-25.00%) |  |
| S | Iuri Cabecinha | 4 | +1.00 (25.00%) |  |
| S | Phil Mailer | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | José Luis Rincón | 9 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Jama Bags | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Papa Fritzl | 5 | -1.00 (-20.00%) | |
| 5.93 | -18.00 (-21.69%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -3.00 (-42.86%) | 7 | Alan Johnson | K | |
| -1.00 (-11.11%) | 9 | Toni Nextdoor | D | |
| -1.00 (-16.67%) | 6 | Nancy America | D | |
| -2.00 (-40.00%) | 5 | Aryan Daryl | D | |
|
0.00 (0.00%) | 9 | Football Related Fred | M |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Mark Corrigan | M | |
| -1.00 (-12.50%) | 8 | Mensa Gail | M | |
|
+2.00 (33.33%) | 6 | Super Hans | M |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Stefan Strauss | M | |
|
-1.00 (-12.50%) | 8 | Fucking Hell Frankel | S |
|
0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Strapon Michelle | S |
| -7.00 (-9.46%) | 6.73 |