| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Steinar Lindin | 7 | +3.00 (42.86%) | |
| D | Phil Neal | 10 | +2.00 (20.00%) | |
| D | Aaron MacCosh | 9 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Timóteo Peralta | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Semën Shchedrin | 6 | +4.00 (66.67%) | |
| M | Ian Callaghan | 10 | 0.00 (0.00%) |  |
| M | Georgy Ibragimov | 9 | +3.00 (33.33%) | |
| M | Feliciano Castilla | 7 | +2.00 (28.57%) | |
| M | Fearghal Foley | 7 | +2.00 (28.57%) |  |
| M | Stuart Woodlands | 4 | +2.00 (50.00%) | |
| S | Ian Rushy | 7 | +2.00 (28.57%) | |
| R | Robert Sandison | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| R | Bartholomew Ryan | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 7.46 | +21.00 (21.65%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -2.00 (-33.33%) | 6 | Cock Block | K | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | Branislav Ivanovic | D | |
| -1.00 (-10.00%) | 10 | Captain Fishfingers | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 9 | John Terry | D | |
| -1.00 (-20.00%) | 5 | Fucking Skillz | D | |
| -4.00 (-36.36%) | 11 | Frank Lampard | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | Cristiano Messi | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Lucas Piazon | M | |
| -1.00 (-20.00%) | 5 | Miguel Afonso | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 9 | Healthy Fastfood | S | |
| -2.00 (-25.00%) | 8 | Jesus Claus | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Juan Mata | R | |
| -11.00 (-11.34%) | 8.08 |