| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Cock Block | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Branislav Ivanovic | 10 | +2.00 (20.00%) | |
| D | Captain Fishfingers | 10 | +2.00 (20.00%) | |
| D | John Terry | 9 | -1.00 (-11.11%) | |
| D | Fucking Skillz | 5 | +1.00 (20.00%) | |
| M | Frank Lampard | 11 | +2.00 (18.18%) |  |
| M | Cristiano Messi | 10 | +1.00 (10.00%) |  |
| M | Lucas Piazon | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) | |
| M | Juan Mata | 6 | +2.00 (33.33%) | |
| M | Miguel Afonso | 5 | +1.00 (20.00%) | |
| S | Healthy Fastfood | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| R | Daniel Sturridge | 6 | -1.00 (-16.67%) | |
| R | Robin van Ronaldo | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 7.62 | +11.00 (11.11%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -7.00 (-70.00%) | 10 | Ian Callaghan | K | |
| -1.00 (-10.00%) | 10 | Phil Neal | D | |
| -3.00 (-33.33%) | 9 | Aaron MacCosh | D | |
| -6.00 (-66.67%) | 9 | Robert Sandison | D | |
| -6.00 (-66.67%) | 9 | Georgy Ibragimov | D | |
| -4.00 (-50.00%) | 8 | Big Stevie Walsh | M | |
| -6.00 (-75.00%) | 8 | Timóteo Peralta | M | |
| -2.00 (-28.57%) | 7 | Feliciano Castilla | M | |
| -2.00 (-28.57%) | 7 | Fearghal Foley | M | |
| -4.00 (-57.14%) | 7 | Troy Harriott | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Ian Rushy | S | |
| -41.00 (-45.05%) | 8.27 |