| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Naked Jeff | 10 | +1.00 (10.00%) | |
| D | Captain Fishfingers | 10 | +3.00 (30.00%) | |
| D | Branislav Ivanovic | 10 | +2.00 (20.00%) | |
| D | Ryan Bertrand | 4 | +1.00 (25.00%) | |
| M | Frank Lampard | 11 | +3.00 (27.27%) |  |
| M | Cristiano Messi | 10 | +3.00 (30.00%) |  |
| M | Lucas Piazon | 8 | +2.00 (25.00%) | |
| M | Juan Mata | 6 | +2.00 (33.33%) | |
| M | Miguel Afonso | 5 | +2.00 (40.00%) | |
| S | Healthy Fastfood | 9 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Jesus Claus | 8 | -2.00 (-25.00%) | |
| 8.27 | +17.00 (18.68%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +3.00 (37.50%) | 8 | John Osborne | K | |
| +1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Cyril Knowles | D | |
| +1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Keith Newton | D | |
| +1.00 (16.67%) | 6 | Gary Ablett | D | |
| -3.00 (-30.00%) | 10 | Johnny Haynes | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 9 | Billy Bremner | M | |
| -1.00 (-12.50%) | 8 | Keith Weller | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Laurie Cunningham | M | |
| -1.00 (-16.67%) | 6 | Ian Porterfield | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 9 | Ferenc Puskas | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Peter Osgood | S | |
| +1.00 (1.14%) | 8.00 |