| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Alan Johnson | 7 | -2.00 (-28.57%) | |
| D | Toni Nextdoor | 9 | -2.00 (-22.22%) | |
| D | Nancy America | 6 | +1.00 (16.67%) |  |
| D | Aryan Daryl | 5 | -1.00 (-20.00%) | |
| M | Football Related Fred | 9 | -2.00 (-22.22%) | |
| M | Mark Corrigan | 8 | -3.00 (-37.50%) | |
| M | Super Hans | 6 | -1.00 (-16.67%) | |
| M | Stefan Strauss | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) |  |
| M | Mat Aris Darus | 2 | -1.00 (-50.00%) | |
| S | Fucking Hell Frankel | 8 | -2.00 (-25.00%) | |
| S | Fine Ass Elena | 5 | -2.00 (-40.00%) | |
| 6.27 | -15.00 (-21.74%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -1.00 (-16.67%) | 6 | Alexander Doni | K | |
|
+1.00 (9.09%) | 11 | Martin Skrtel | D |
| +1.00 (10.00%) | 10 | Sebastian Coates | D | |
| +1.00 (10.00%) | 10 | Andre Wisdom | D | |
| +1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Martin Kelly | D | |
| -1.00 (-10.00%) | 10 | Graeme Souness | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Jay Spearing | M | |
| +1.00 (14.29%) | 7 | Stewart Downing | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Jesus Suso Fernandez | M | |
| +1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Dani Pacheco | S | |
| +1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | Luis Suarez | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Lionel Messi | R | |
| +5.00 (5.05%) | 8.25 |