| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Toot Bump | 11 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Harry Nielsen | 11 | +2.00 (18.18%) | |
| D | Richard Keys | 10 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Urijah Faber | 9 | +2.00 (22.22%) | |
| D | Pee Wee Herman | 7 | +3.00 (42.86%) |  |
| M | Ryan Kirkland | 10 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Brock Lesnar | 9 | +3.00 (33.33%) | |
| M | Derek Llambias | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) | |
| M | Mike Ashley | 7 | +4.00 (57.14%) | |
| S | Koko B Ware | 10 | 0.00 (0.00%) |  |
| S | George Bollocks | 9 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Harold Bishop | 4 | +1.00 (25.00%) | |
| R | Princess Jodz | 4 | +1.00 (25.00%) | |
| 8.38 | +17.00 (15.60%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +2.00 (33.33%) | 6 | Clifford Hughes | K | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | Norman Stokes | D | |
| +1.00 (14.29%) | 7 | James Pearce | D | |
| +1.00 (16.67%) | 6 | Ainsley Blythe | D | |
|
-2.00 (-20.00%) | 10 | Wynn Bayfield | M |
|
+1.00 (14.29%) | 7 | Arthur Davies | M |
| +1.00 (16.67%) | 6 | Duncan Milford | M | |
| +1.00 (20.00%) | 5 | Donald Pritchard | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Barry Coyne | M | |
| +1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | Liam Collymore | S | |
| +1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | Joe Morgan | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Kevin Rees | R | |
| +1.00 (25.00%) | 4 | Fredrik Claffey | R | |
| +8.00 (8.99%) | 6.85 |