| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | David de Gea | 5 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Cheating Jeff | 8 | +2.00 (25.00%) | |
| D | Gary Pallister | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| D | Tyler Hartman | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| M | Brett Griffith | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) | |
| M | Phil Laak | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) |  |
| M | Mike Matusow | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Paul Scholes | 6 | +2.00 (33.33%) | |
| S | Ole Gunnar Solskjaer | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) |  |
| S | Raisy Daisy Fahar | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Mark Hughes | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Jerry Moss | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Cheating Seven | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Damian Berry | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 6.64 | +9.00 (9.68%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +1.00 (9.09%) | 11 | Toot Bump | K | |
| +1.00 (9.09%) | 11 | Harry Nielsen | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | Richard Keys | D | |
| +2.00 (22.22%) | 9 | Urijah Faber | D | |
|
+2.00 (28.57%) | 7 | Pee Wee Herman | D |
|
0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | Ryan Kirkland | M |
|
+1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Brock Lesnar | M |
| +1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | Derek Llambias | M | |
| -1.00 (-14.29%) | 7 | Mike Ashley | M | |
| -1.00 (-10.00%) | 10 | Koko B Ware | S | |
|
+1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | George Bollocks | S |
|
+1.00 (25.00%) | 4 | Princess Jodz | R |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Rodney Marsh | R | |
| +8.00 (7.34%) | 8.38 |