| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | John Osborne | 9 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Keith Newton | 9 | +2.00 (22.22%) | |
| D | Cyril Knowles | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| D | Ed Stokoe | 9 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Trevor Hockey | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Gary Ablett | 7 | -1.00 (-14.29%) | |
| M | Johnny Haynes | 10 | +1.00 (10.00%) |  |
| M | Billy Bremner | 10 | +1.00 (10.00%) |  |
| M | Keith Weller | 8 | +2.00 (25.00%) | |
| M | Chris Balderstone | 7 | +2.00 (28.57%) | |
| S | Alan Suddick | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Peter Osgood | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) | |
| R | The Black Spider | 7 | -1.00 (-14.29%) | |
| 8.23 | +8.00 (7.48%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -1.00 (-9.09%) | 11 | Justin Lee Collins | K | |
|
-1.00 (-11.11%) | 9 | Tom Havercrotch | D |
| -2.00 (-22.22%) | 9 | Iain Dyer Ear | D | |
| -3.00 (-33.33%) | 9 | Captain Charisma | D | |
| -1.00 (-25.00%) | 4 | Cock Of North | D | |
|
0.00 (0.00%) | 11 | Old Cunt Malcy | M |
|
-1.00 (-9.09%) | 11 | Quitter Jambags | M |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | The Wezmoister | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Daisy Does Dallas Ii | M | |
|
+1.00 (14.29%) | 7 | Malcy Malcysson | M |
| -2.00 (-22.22%) | 9 | Pooper Bear | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | Alan Sugar | R | |
| -2.00 (-33.33%) | 6 | Rbjayb Jayjay Rbjayb | R | |
| -1.00 (-20.00%) | 5 | Charlie Bejjita Adam | R | |
| -13.00 (-10.92%) | 8.50 |