| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Jack Edge | 11 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Alejandro Zarate | 11 | +1.00 (9.09%) | |
| D | Margrott Chamberlin | 11 | -2.00 (-18.18%) | |
| D | Djati Subrata | 10 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Mee Prasertsakul | 10 | +1.00 (10.00%) | |
| M | Ljubisa Vucinic | 10 | +1.00 (10.00%) |  |
| M | Veríssimo Fraga | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| M | Manuel Stanekovic | 5 | +1.00 (20.00%) | |
| M | Richie Lithgow | 5 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Benito Arcari | 9 | +2.00 (22.22%) |  |
| S | Teruyuki Enamoto | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| 8.73 | +6.00 (6.25%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 11 | Naked Jeff | K | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 11 | Captain Fishfingers | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 11 | Branislav Ivanovic | D | |
| -2.00 (-22.22%) | 9 | John Terry | D | |
| -2.00 (-33.33%) | 6 | Fucking Skillz | D | |
| -5.00 (-41.67%) | 12 | Frank Lampard | M | |
| -1.00 (-10.00%) | 10 | Cristiano Messi | M | |
| -1.00 (-11.11%) | 9 | Lucas Piazon | M | |
| -3.00 (-42.86%) | 7 | Juan Mata | M | |
| -3.00 (-30.00%) | 10 | Healthy Fastfood | S | |
| -1.00 (-12.50%) | 8 | Jesus Claus | S | |
| -18.00 (-17.31%) | 9.45 |