| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Wez Speltwithaz | 10 | +1.00 (10.00%) | |
| D | Cameron Narraway | 11 | -1.00 (-9.09%) | |
| D | Papas Mybitch | 9 | -2.00 (-22.22%) | |
| D | Shivs Spunkbucket | 8 | -2.00 (-25.00%) | |
| D | Abusive Jeff | 7 | -1.00 (-14.29%) | |
| M | Charismatic Jambags | 11 | +2.00 (18.18%) |   |
| M | Carlos Robinho | 10 | -1.00 (-10.00%) | |
| M | Tampon Dyer | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Notplayin Forjayayever | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Dyers Fit Cousin | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Wez Thomas | 12 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Mymate Jambags | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Rupert Roberts | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Vernon Bent | 5 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 8.43 | -4.00 (-3.39%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +2.00 (16.67%) | 12 | Casper Schmeichel | K | |
|
0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | Back Of The Net | D |
| -1.00 (-10.00%) | 10 | Big Matty Elliott | D | |
|
+1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | Gerry Gerry Gerry | D |
| -1.00 (-16.67%) | 6 | Joris Karnebeek | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | Darren Sicknote Anderton | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | Karma Chameleon | M | |
| -1.00 (-11.11%) | 9 | Andy Costello | M | |
| -1.00 (-11.11%) | 9 | Andy King | M | |
| -1.00 (-10.00%) | 10 | Emile Heskey | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Shola Ameobi | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 9 | Muzzy Izzet | R | |
|
+1.00 (14.29%) | 7 | Stevie Walsh | R |
|
-1.00 (-20.00%) | 5 | Florentino Venta | R |
| -2.00 (-1.63%) | 8.79 |