| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Ice Tea | 14 | +1.00 (7.14%) | |
| D | Bobby Ball | 11 | +1.00 (9.09%) | |
| D | Jasper Carrot | 10 | +1.00 (10.00%) | |
| D | Howie Canham | 10 | +1.00 (10.00%) |  |
| D | Gary Brennan | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Jon Rambo | 12 | +1.00 (8.33%) | |
| M | Prince Will | 11 | +4.00 (36.36%) | |
| M | Gag Reflex | 11 | +3.00 (27.27%) | |
| M | James Bond | 11 | +3.00 (27.27%) |  |
| M | Bell End | 9 | +2.00 (22.22%) | |
| S | Mark Dent | 11 | +1.00 (9.09%) | |
| R | Killer Iceman | 12 | +1.00 (8.33%) | |
| R | Big Busted Wench | 5 | +1.00 (20.00%) | |
| R | Captain Jack Spanner | 5 | +1.00 (20.00%) | |
| 9.93 | +21.00 (15.11%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Zac Dodd | K | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 13 | Murray Carnie | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 11 | Leighton Baines | D | |
| +1.00 (10.00%) | 10 | Bernard Bondi | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Jarred Beech | D | |
| +1.00 (8.33%) | 12 | Jan Molby | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 11 | Andreas Bardsley | M | |
| -4.00 (-36.36%) | 11 | Cris Accrington | M | |
| -1.00 (-14.29%) | 7 | Cyrus Meadows | M | |
|
+4.00 (33.33%) | 12 | Araz Abdullayev | S |
|
+4.00 (36.36%) | 11 | Micky Quinn | S |
| +5.00 (4.42%) | 10.27 |