| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Rbjayb Jayjay Rbjayb | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Who Ate Adamsandler | 12 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Tom Havercrotch | 9 | +3.00 (33.33%) | |
| D | Iain Dyer Ear | 9 | +2.00 (22.22%) |  |
| D | Captain Charisma | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| M | Old Cunt Malcy | 11 | +3.00 (27.27%) |  |
| M | Quitter Jambags | 11 | +2.00 (18.18%) | |
| M | The Wezmoister | 10 | +3.00 (30.00%) | |
| M | Malcy Malcysson | 7 | +3.00 (42.86%) | |
| M | Charlie Bejjita Adam | 5 | +2.00 (40.00%) | |
| S | Pooper Bear | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| R | Alan Sugar | 10 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Sticky Shivy | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| R | Cock Of North | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 8.64 | +21.00 (17.36%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +1.00 (10.00%) | 10 | Ivanildo Cigarro | K | |
| -1.00 (-10.00%) | 10 | Antunes Semedo | D | |
| +2.00 (22.22%) | 9 | Peter Brónche | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 9 | Pasqual Blanco | D | |
| +1.00 (20.00%) | 5 | Pierpaolo Tommasi | D | |
| -1.00 (-10.00%) | 10 | Feliciano Barreto | M | |
| -4.00 (-40.00%) | 10 | Santiago Miramontes | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 9 | Giles Holdsworth | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Fahroni Toscano | M | |
| -2.00 (-18.18%) | 11 | Bebeto Valdeir | S | |
| -1.00 (-11.11%) | 9 | Adrian Standish | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | Amil Jajik | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Tomas Fresi | R | |
| -5.00 (-4.46%) | 8.62 |