| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Justin Lee Collins | 11 | +2.00 (18.18%) | |
| D | Who Ate Adamsandler | 12 | +2.00 (16.67%) | |
| D | Captain Charisma | 9 | +3.00 (33.33%) | |
| D | Iain Dyer Ear | 9 | +3.00 (33.33%) |  |
| D | Hardcorephysco Wez | 5 | +2.00 (40.00%) | |
| M | Quitter Jambags | 11 | +1.00 (9.09%) | |
| M | The Wezmoister | 10 | +4.00 (40.00%) |  |
| M | Jambags Andthe Gladrags | 10 | +3.00 (30.00%) | |
| M | Sticky Shivy | 9 | +3.00 (33.33%) | |
| M | Daisy Does Dallas Ii | 8 | +4.00 (50.00%) | |
| S | Pooper Bear | 9 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Alan Sugar | 10 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Malcy Malcysson | 7 | +2.00 (28.57%) | |
| R | Cock Of North | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 8.86 | +29.00 (23.39%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 11 | Marc Besleagã | K | |
| +1.00 (10.00%) | 10 | Gay Pierced | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | John Emonem | D | |
| -2.00 (-28.57%) | 7 | Valfrid Alverö | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | Cameron MacClean | M | |
| -2.00 (-20.00%) | 10 | Weeny Big | M | |
| +1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Yousef Andrawes | M | |
| -1.00 (-11.11%) | 9 | Carrot Top | M | |
| -1.00 (-16.67%) | 6 | Vitor Cafu | M | |
| +1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Chun Gan | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Ciprian Ispir | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | John Pope | R | |
| +1.00 (14.29%) | 7 | Captain Jack | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Don Sedgewick | R | |
| -2.00 (-1.65%) | 8.64 |