| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Stephan Stover | 11 | +2.00 (18.18%) | |
| D | Taylor Guy | 12 | +4.00 (33.33%) | |
| D | Cortez Giles | 11 | +3.00 (27.27%) | |
| D | Knud Vestergaard | 9 | +2.00 (22.22%) | |
| D | Jess Bjørndahl | 7 | +3.00 (42.86%) |  |
| M | Xavier Rollins | 10 | +1.00 (10.00%) | |
| M | Marshall Rosales | 9 | +2.00 (22.22%) |  |
| M | Brian Chen | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| M | Manucho Navita | 4 | +1.00 (25.00%) | |
| S | Finlay Guthrie | 10 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Sayyid Yaseen | 5 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 8.82 | +19.00 (19.59%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -2.00 (-18.18%) | 11 | Alan Partridge | K | |
| -7.00 (-58.33%) | 12 | Gerard Mcmahon Ii | D | |
| +1.00 (9.09%) | 11 | Gerry Mac Mahon | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | Will Ferrell | D | |
| +1.00 (7.69%) | 13 | Jeremy Kyle | M | |
| -4.00 (-40.00%) | 10 | Careful Steve | M | |
| -5.00 (-50.00%) | 10 | Fernancow Torres | M | |
| -5.00 (-55.56%) | 9 | Patrick Jane | M | |
| -4.00 (-44.44%) | 9 | Geraldinho McMahoninho | S | |
| -3.00 (-37.50%) | 8 | Gerardic McMahonovic | S | |
| -4.00 (-50.00%) | 8 | Charlie Winning Sheen | S | |
| -32.00 (-28.83%) | 10.09 |