| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Stephan Stover | 11 | +3.00 (27.27%) | |
| D | Cortez Giles | 11 | +1.00 (9.09%) | |
| D | Knud Vestergaard | 9 | +2.00 (22.22%) | |
| D | Jude Keane | 5 | +1.00 (20.00%) | |
| M | Xavier Rollins | 10 | -2.00 (-20.00%) | |
| M | Marshall Rosales | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) |  |
| M | Kaj Krokström | 9 | -1.00 (-11.11%) | |
| M | Manucho Navita | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Finlay Guthrie | 10 | +4.00 (40.00%) |  |
| S | Alfredo Mendez | 9 | +2.00 (22.22%) | |
| S | Sayyid Yaseen | 5 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Taylor Guy | 12 | +1.00 (8.33%) | |
| 8.67 | +12.00 (11.54%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -1.00 (-14.29%) | 7 | Cock Block | K | |
| +1.00 (9.09%) | 11 | Branislav Ivanovic | D | |
| +1.00 (9.09%) | 11 | Captain Fishfingers | D | |
| +1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | John Terry | D | |
| -4.00 (-33.33%) | 12 | Frank Lampard | M | |
| +2.00 (20.00%) | 10 | Cristiano Messi | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Juan Mata | M | |
|
0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Miguel Afonso | M |
| -1.00 (-20.00%) | 5 | Diego Maradona | M | |
|
-1.00 (-12.50%) | 8 | Marc-Vivien Bitangane | S |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Lionel Pelé | S | |
| +1.00 (16.67%) | 6 | Fucking Skillz | R | |
| -1.00 (-1.04%) | 8.00 |