| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Deane Adams | 12 | -1.00 (-8.33%) | |
| D | Chalermchai Klodpeng | 10 | +1.00 (10.00%) | |
| D | Rodriguez Sevilla | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| D | Nathan Cutler | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) | |
| D | Alastair Squire | 6 | +2.00 (33.33%) | |
| D | Walter McPhearson | 5 | +1.00 (20.00%) | |
| M | Tyler Strodder | 9 | -3.00 (-33.33%) | |
| M | Albert Hudd | 9 | -4.00 (-44.44%) | |
| S | Bautista Gurrutxaga | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Ayrton Geovani | 7 | -1.00 (-14.29%) | |
| S | Adam Galpin | 5 | -1.00 (-20.00%) | |
| 7.91 | -4.00 (-4.60%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -1.00 (-9.09%) | 11 | Naked Jeff | K | |
 |
+2.00 (18.18%) | 11 | Captain Fishfingers | D |
| +1.00 (9.09%) | 11 | Branislav Ivanovic | D | |
 |
+2.00 (22.22%) | 9 | John Terry | D |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Fucking Skillz | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 12 | Frank Lampard | M | |
| +1.00 (14.29%) | 7 | Juan Mata | M | |
|
+2.00 (33.33%) | 6 | Florent Malouda | M |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Miguel Afonso | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Diego Maradona | M | |
| -1.00 (-20.00%) | 5 | Robin van Ronaldo | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | Cristiano Messi | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Ryan Bertrand | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Lionel Pelé | R | |
| +6.00 (5.56%) | 7.71 |