| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Crofton Strevans | 4 | -1.00 (-25.00%) | |
| D | Gerry Mac Mahon | 11 | +3.00 (27.27%) | |
| D | Alan Partridge | 11 | +1.00 (9.09%) | |
| D | Patrick Jane | 9 | +2.00 (22.22%) | |
| M | Jeremy Kyle | 13 | -4.00 (-30.77%) | |
| M | Gerard Mcmahon Ii | 12 | +2.00 (16.67%) | |
| M | Charlie Winning Sheen | 8 | +2.00 (25.00%) | |
| M | Gerardez McMahonez | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Juanito Fuentes | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Careful Steve | 10 | +1.00 (10.00%) | |
| S | Mathieu Valery | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Fernancow Torres | 10 | +1.00 (10.00%) | |
| R | Will Ferrell | 10 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Geraldinho McMahoninho | 9 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 8.71 | +7.00 (5.74%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +2.00 (18.18%) | 11 | Jack Edge | K | |
| +3.00 (27.27%) | 11 | Alejandro Zarate | D | |
 |
+1.00 (9.09%) | 11 | Margrott Chamberlin | D |
| +2.00 (20.00%) | 10 | Djati Subrata | D | |
 |
+3.00 (30.00%) | 10 | Mee Prasertsakul | M |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Montrel Dal Moro | M | |
|
+2.00 (40.00%) | 5 | Richie Lithgow | M |
| +1.00 (20.00%) | 5 | Manuel Stanekovic | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Maximo Mandelli | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 9 | Benito Arcari | S | |
| +1.00 (14.29%) | 7 | Teruyuki Enamoto | S | |
| +15.00 (16.30%) | 8.36 |