| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Gearalt Delap | 11 | +2.00 (18.18%) | |
| D | Alan Partridge | 11 | +3.00 (27.27%) | |
| D | Will Ferrell | 10 | +2.00 (20.00%) |  |
| D | Patrick Jane | 9 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Jeremy Kyle | 13 | +2.00 (15.38%) | |
| M | Gerard Mcmahon Ii | 12 | -1.00 (-8.33%) | |
| M | Gerardic McMahonovic | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Gerardez McMahonez | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| S | Careful Steve | 10 | +2.00 (20.00%) | |
| S | Fernancow Torres | 10 | +1.00 (10.00%) | |
| S | Mathieu Valery | 4 | -2.00 (-50.00%) | |
| R | Dominik Krahn | 5 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Lachlan MacRankin | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Juanito Fuentes | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 8.43 | +10.00 (8.47%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 9 | John Osborne | K | |
| +3.00 (33.33%) | 9 | Cyril Knowles | D | |
| +2.00 (22.22%) | 9 | Keith Newton | D | |
| +1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Ed Stokoe | D | |
| +3.00 (42.86%) | 7 | Gary Ablett | D | |
| +1.00 (10.00%) | 10 | Billy Bremner | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Keith Weller | M | |
| +1.00 (14.29%) | 7 | Chris Balderstone | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Laurie Cunningham | M | |
| +1.00 (16.67%) | 6 | Ian Porterfield | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | King Of Stamfordbridge | S | |
| +12.00 (13.95%) | 7.82 |