| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Naked Jeff | 11 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Branislav Ivanovic | 11 | +2.00 (18.18%) | |
| D | Captain Fishfingers | 11 | +2.00 (18.18%) | |
| D | John Terry | 9 | +2.00 (22.22%) | |
| D | Fucking Skillz | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Ryan Bertrand | 5 | +3.00 (60.00%) | |
| M | Frank Lampard | 12 | -2.00 (-16.67%) | |
| M | Miguel Afonso | 6 | +2.00 (33.33%) | |
| M | Florent Malouda | 6 | -1.00 (-16.67%) | |
| S | Marc-Vivien Bitangane | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Robin van Ronaldo | 5 | +2.00 (40.00%) | |
| R | Cristiano Messi | 10 | +2.00 (20.00%) | |
| R | Diego Maradona | 5 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Lionel Pelé | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 7.79 | +12.00 (11.01%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +2.00 (18.18%) | 11 | Stephan Stover | K | |
| +5.00 (41.67%) | 12 | Taylor Guy | D | |
 |
+3.00 (27.27%) | 11 | Cortez Giles | D |
| +3.00 (33.33%) | 9 | Knud Vestergaard | D | |
| +3.00 (60.00%) | 5 | Jude Keane | D | |
| -2.00 (-20.00%) | 10 | Xavier Rollins | M | |
 |
+2.00 (22.22%) | 9 | Kaj Krokström | M |
| +1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Marshall Rosales | M | |
| +2.00 (25.00%) | 8 | Blake Herring | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Manucho Navita | M | |
| +1.00 (10.00%) | 10 | Finlay Guthrie | S | |
| +20.00 (20.41%) | 8.91 |