| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Naked Jeff | 11 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Branislav Ivanovic | 11 | +3.00 (27.27%) | |
| D | Captain Fishfingers | 11 | +1.00 (9.09%) | |
| D | John Terry | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| D | Fucking Skillz | 6 | +3.00 (50.00%) | |
| M | Frank Lampard | 12 | -3.00 (-25.00%) | |
| M | Cristiano Messi | 10 | +3.00 (30.00%) | |
| M | Diego Maradona | 5 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Marc-Vivien Bitangane | 8 | -1.00 (-12.50%) | |
| S | Robin van Ronaldo | 5 | +1.00 (20.00%) | |
| S | Lionel Pelé | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Juan Mata | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Ryan Bertrand | 5 | +1.00 (20.00%) | |
| 8.00 | +9.00 (8.65%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +2.00 (18.18%) | 11 | Jack Edge | K | |
| +4.00 (36.36%) | 11 | Alejandro Zarate | D | |
 |
+1.00 (9.09%) | 11 | Margrott Chamberlin | D |
| +3.00 (30.00%) | 10 | Djati Subrata | D | |
|
+4.00 (40.00%) | 10 | Mee Prasertsakul | M |
| -1.00 (-10.00%) | 10 | Ljubisa Vucinic | M | |
| +2.00 (25.00%) | 8 | Montrel Dal Moro | M | |
| +2.00 (40.00%) | 5 | Richie Lithgow | M | |
| +2.00 (40.00%) | 5 | Manuel Stanekovic | M | |
| +1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Benito Arcari | S | |
 |
+3.00 (42.86%) | 7 | Teruyuki Enamoto | S |
| +23.00 (23.71%) | 8.82 |