| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | The Black Spider | 7 | -1.00 (-14.29%) | |
| D | Cyril Knowles | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| D | Ed Stokoe | 9 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Gary Ablett | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| D | Trevor Hockey | 7 | -1.00 (-14.29%) | |
| D | Giacinto Facchetti | 4 | -1.00 (-25.00%) | |
| M | Billy Bremner | 10 | +1.00 (10.00%) | |
| M | Johnny Haynes | 10 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Ian Porterfield | 6 | +2.00 (33.33%) | |
| S | Ferenc Puskas | 9 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Alan Suddick | 7 | -2.00 (-28.57%) | |
| R | Keith Newton | 9 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Keith Weller | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) | |
| R | King Of Stamfordbridge | 5 | -1.00 (-20.00%) | |
| 7.64 | 0.00 (0.00%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Crofton Strevans | K | |
| +3.00 (27.27%) | 11 | Alan Partridge | D | |
 |
+3.00 (27.27%) | 11 | Gerry Mac Mahon | D |
 |
+2.00 (20.00%) | 10 | Will Ferrell | D |
| +1.00 (25.00%) | 4 | Lachlan MacRankin | D | |
|
-1.00 (-7.69%) | 13 | Jeremy Kyle | M |
|
+4.00 (33.33%) | 12 | Gerard Mcmahon Ii | M |
|
+3.00 (37.50%) | 8 | Charlie Winning Sheen | M |
| +2.00 (25.00%) | 8 | Gerardic McMahonovic | M | |
| +1.00 (25.00%) | 4 | Juanito Fuentes | M | |
|
+2.00 (20.00%) | 10 | Careful Steve | S |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Gerardez McMahonez | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Claudio Gardel | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Mathieu Valery | R | |
| +20.00 (18.18%) | 7.86 |