| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Ban Those Cheats | 6 | -1.00 (-16.67%) | |
| D | Papas Mybitch | 9 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Shivs Spunkbucket | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) | |
| D | Abusive Jeff | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Vernon Bent | 5 | +1.00 (20.00%) | |
| M | Charismatic Jambags | 11 | +1.00 (9.09%) | |
| M | Notplayin Forjayayever | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Dyers Fit Cousin | 7 | -1.00 (-14.29%) | |
| M | Mymate Jambags | 6 | -1.00 (-16.67%) | |
| M | Gaucho Rodrigues | 4 | -1.00 (-25.00%) | |
| S | Wez Thomas | 12 | -2.00 (-16.67%) |  |
| R | Cameron Narraway | 11 | -2.00 (-18.18%) | |
| R | Carlos Robinho | 10 | -1.00 (-10.00%) | |
| R | Floris Wielink | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 7.71 | -6.00 (-5.56%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Alan Johnson | K | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | Toni Nextdoor | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Nancy America | D | |
| +1.00 (16.67%) | 6 | Big Suze | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | Football Related Fred | M | |
| -2.00 (-22.22%) | 9 | Mark Corrigan | M | |
| -3.00 (-37.50%) | 8 | Lázaro Verde | M | |
| +1.00 (14.29%) | 7 | Super Hans | M | |
| +1.00 (16.67%) | 6 | Reginald Wenton | M | |
| -1.00 (-11.11%) | 9 | Fucking Hell Frankel | S | |
| +1.00 (20.00%) | 5 | Strapon Michelle | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Fine Ass Elena | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Bernard Staunton | R | |
| -2.00 (-2.11%) | 7.31 |