| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Johan Vea | 4 | -2.00 (-50.00%) | |
| D | Toni Nextdoor | 10 | -2.00 (-20.00%) | |
| D | Nancy America | 8 | -2.00 (-25.00%) | |
| D | Aryan Daryl | 6 | -1.00 (-16.67%) | |
| D | Bernard Staunton | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Football Related Fred | 10 | -1.00 (-10.00%) | |
| M | Mark Corrigan | 9 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Super Hans | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Reginald Wenton | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Fucking Hell Frankel | 9 | -3.00 (-33.33%) | |
| S | Fine Ass Elena | 6 | -1.00 (-16.67%) | |
| R | Strapon Michelle | 5 | +1.00 (20.00%) | |
| 7.00 | -11.00 (-13.10%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +1.00 (7.69%) | 13 | Maverick Banks | K | |
| +4.00 (40.00%) | 10 | Darran Kempson | D | |
| +1.00 (10.00%) | 10 | John Cokehead Terry | D | |
| +1.00 (16.67%) | 6 | Curtis Woodhouse | D | |
 |
+2.00 (15.38%) | 13 | Charles Darwin | M |
 |
-2.00 (-20.00%) | 10 | James Brown | M |
| +1.00 (14.29%) | 7 | Paul Groves | M | |
|
+1.00 (14.29%) | 7 | Peter Sweeney | M |
| +1.00 (14.29%) | 7 | Hendrix Morrison | M | |
|
+2.00 (22.22%) | 9 | Zico Scorez | S |
| -1.00 (-20.00%) | 5 | Liam Hitman Hearn | S | |
|
0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Gary McAllister | R |
| +1.00 (16.67%) | 6 | Serge Machine | R | |
|
0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Mannie Gallagher | R |
| +12.00 (10.34%) | 8.29 |