| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Alan Johnson | 7 | -1.00 (-14.29%) | |
| D | Toni Nextdoor | 10 | -1.00 (-10.00%) | |
| D | Nancy America | 8 | -1.00 (-12.50%) | |
| D | Aryan Daryl | 6 | -1.00 (-16.67%) | |
| M | Football Related Fred | 10 | -4.00 (-40.00%) | |
| M | Mark Corrigan | 9 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Super Hans | 7 | -1.00 (-14.29%) | |
| M | Reginald Wenton | 6 | -1.00 (-16.67%) | |
| M | Stefan Strauss | 5 | -2.00 (-40.00%) | |
| S | Fucking Hell Frankel | 9 | -1.00 (-11.11%) | |
| S | Fine Ass Elena | 6 | -2.00 (-33.33%) | |
| R | Big Suze | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Strapon Michelle | 5 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Mat Aris Darus | 2 | +1.00 (50.00%) | |
| 6.86 | -14.00 (-14.58%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +2.00 (18.18%) | 11 | Andre Arendse | K | |
| +1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Mats-Olof Wideberg | D | |
| +1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Neil Tovey | D | |
| +2.00 (25.00%) | 8 | David Nyati | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 9 | Racist Bastard | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 9 | Augustine Makalakalane | M | |
 |
+1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | John Shoes Moshoe | M |
 |
+2.00 (33.33%) | 6 | Eric Tinkler | M |
| +3.00 (60.00%) | 5 | Sibusiso Zuma | M | |
|
-1.00 (-11.11%) | 9 | Jambo Numbernine | S |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Mark Williams | S | |
|
+1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | Tsimpiwe Tshabalala | R |
| +1.00 (14.29%) | 7 | Bonghani Khumalo | R | |
|
+1.00 (16.67%) | 6 | Phil Masinga | R |
| +14.00 (12.84%) | 7.79 |