| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Alan Johnson | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Toni Nextdoor | 10 | +1.00 (10.00%) |  |
| D | Nancy America | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Big Suze | 6 | +1.00 (16.67%) | |
| M | Football Related Fred | 10 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Mark Corrigan | 9 | -3.00 (-33.33%) | |
| M | Super Hans | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Reginald Wenton | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Stefan Strauss | 5 | -1.00 (-20.00%) | |
| S | Fucking Hell Frankel | 9 | 0.00 (0.00%) |  |
| S | Fine Ass Elena | 6 | -2.00 (-33.33%) | |
| R | Strapon Michelle | 5 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Bernard Staunton | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 7.08 | -4.00 (-4.35%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | Archie Oakley | K | |
|
+1.00 (8.33%) | 12 | Matuš Rybár | D |
|
+3.00 (30.00%) | 10 | Arlindo Wálter | D |
| +2.00 (20.00%) | 10 | Aníbal Pontes | D | |
| +2.00 (28.57%) | 7 | Ju-Wan Cheong | D | |
| +1.00 (10.00%) | 10 | Alex Vicedomini | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | Kip Jefferson | M | |
|
0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Alberte Josu | M |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Deano Bartley | M | |
| -1.00 (-14.29%) | 7 | Nurettin Ayaz | M | |
| -2.00 (-20.00%) | 10 | Besmir Veseli | S | |
| -1.00 (-20.00%) | 5 | Didik Iskandar | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Art Bould | R | |
| +5.00 (4.55%) | 8.46 |