| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Alan Johnson | 7 | -1.00 (-14.29%) | |
| D | Toni Nextdoor | 10 | -1.00 (-10.00%) | |
| D | Nancy America | 8 | -2.00 (-25.00%) | |
| D | Big Suze | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Bernard Staunton | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Football Related Fred | 10 | -1.00 (-10.00%) | |
| M | Mark Corrigan | 9 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Super Hans | 7 | -1.00 (-14.29%) | |
| M | Reginald Wenton | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Stefan Strauss | 5 | -1.00 (-20.00%) | |
| S | Fine Ass Elena | 6 | -1.00 (-16.67%) | |
| R | Fucking Hell Frankel | 9 | -1.00 (-11.11%) | |
| 7.25 | -9.00 (-10.34%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +4.00 (40.00%) | 10 | Derrick Hakin | K | |
| +3.00 (33.33%) | 9 | Jack van Burace | D | |
| +2.00 (22.22%) | 9 | Roque Salgado | D | |
| +4.00 (50.00%) | 8 | Rudy Roughnight | D | |
| +2.00 (40.00%) | 5 | Alex Bradley | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 9 | Felix Mäder | M | |
 |
+2.00 (25.00%) | 8 | Josef Hesse | M |
| +1.00 (14.29%) | 7 | Frédéric François Chopin | M | |
| +1.00 (16.67%) | 6 | Kirill Vrublevsky | M | |
| -1.00 (-11.11%) | 9 | Vernon Carlisle | S | |
 |
+1.00 (14.29%) | 7 | Edge Maverick | S |
| +1.00 (20.00%) | 5 | Liam Svensson | R | |
| +1.00 (20.00%) | 5 | Alvaro Viglietti | R | |
| +1.00 (25.00%) | 4 | Myong Ha | R | |
| +22.00 (21.78%) | 7.21 |