| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Toot Bump | 12 | +1.00 (8.33%) | |
| D | Harry Nielsen | 12 | +3.00 (25.00%) | |
| D | Urijah Faber | 11 | +2.00 (18.18%) |  |
| D | Pee Wee Herman | 9 | +2.00 (22.22%) | |
| M | Ryan Kirkland | 11 | -1.00 (-9.09%) |  |
| M | Brock Lesnar | 10 | +1.00 (10.00%) | |
| M | Derek Llambias | 10 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Mike Ashley | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| M | Princess Jodz | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| S | Koko B Ware | 11 | +1.00 (9.09%) | |
| S | Rodney Marsh | 6 | +1.00 (16.67%) | |
| 9.82 | +12.00 (11.11%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -3.00 (-50.00%) | 6 | Angel Delight | K | |
| -3.00 (-50.00%) | 6 | Courtney Walsh | D | |
|
-3.00 (-50.00%) | 6 | Sachin Tendulkar | D |
| -2.00 (-40.00%) | 5 | Defensive Divine | D | |
| -2.00 (-40.00%) | 5 | Tariq Ali | D | |
| -3.00 (-42.86%) | 7 | Dg Bella | M | |
| -3.00 (-50.00%) | 6 | Est Angel | M | |
| -2.00 (-40.00%) | 5 | Arch Angel | M | |
| -4.00 (-57.14%) | 7 | Sancho Michael | S | |
| -4.00 (-57.14%) | 7 | Aa Gabriel | S | |
| -4.00 (-57.14%) | 7 | Celestial Being | S | |
| -33.00 (-49.25%) | 6.09 |