| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Naked Jeff | 12 | +1.00 (8.33%) | |
| D | Branislav Ivanovic | 12 | +3.00 (25.00%) | |
| D | Captain Fishfingers | 12 | +2.00 (16.67%) | |
| D | John Terry | 10 | +2.00 (20.00%) |  |
| M | Frank Lampard | 12 | +1.00 (8.33%) |  |
| M | Cristiano Messi | 11 | -4.00 (-36.36%) | |
| M | Miguel Afonso | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Juan Mata | 7 | -1.00 (-14.29%) | |
| M | Diego Maradona | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Marc-Vivien Bitangane | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Lionel Pelé | 6 | +2.00 (33.33%) | |
| R | Ryan Bertrand | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Robin van Ronaldo | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Edo van Oostrum | 4 | -1.00 (-25.00%) | |
| 8.50 | +5.00 (4.20%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -3.00 (-33.33%) | 9 | Rolf Ährlig | K | |
| +2.00 (25.00%) | 8 | Christian Lell | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Marco Fink | D | |
| +2.00 (50.00%) | 4 | Ayrton Senna | D | |
| +1.00 (25.00%) | 4 | Wilbur Huck | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 9 | Andreas Ottl | M | |
| -1.00 (-12.50%) | 8 | Norbert Lemcke | M | |
| -2.00 (-25.00%) | 8 | Nico Paepke | M | |
| +1.00 (14.29%) | 7 | Peter Niemeyer | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Richard Steiner | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 3 | Mario Barwuah | S | |
| +1.00 (14.29%) | 7 | Matthias Steinborn | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Mario Seelisch | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Julian Burkhardt | R | |
| +1.00 (1.15%) | 6.21 |