| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Toot Bump | 12 | +1.00 (8.33%) | |
| D | Harry Nielsen | 12 | +1.00 (8.33%) |  |
| D | Urijah Faber | 11 | +1.00 (9.09%) | |
| D | Pee Wee Herman | 9 | +2.00 (22.22%) | |
| M | Ryan Kirkland | 11 | +1.00 (9.09%) | |
| M | Brock Lesnar | 10 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Derek Llambias | 10 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Mike Ashley | 9 | +5.00 (55.56%) |  |
| M | Princess Jodz | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| S | Koko B Ware | 11 | -2.00 (-18.18%) | |
| S | Rodney Marsh | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Harold Bishop | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| 9.58 | +11.00 (9.57%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +2.00 (16.67%) | 12 | Andre Arendse | K | |
| -1.00 (-9.09%) | 11 | Sizwe Motaung | D | |
| -1.00 (-11.11%) | 9 | Neil Tovey | D | |
| -1.00 (-14.29%) | 7 | Lucas Radebe | D | |
| -1.00 (-16.67%) | 6 | Cyril Nzama | D | |
| -1.00 (-12.50%) | 8 | Tsimpiwe Tshabalala | M | |
| -3.00 (-37.50%) | 8 | Racist Bastard | M | |
| -1.00 (-14.29%) | 7 | Eric Tinkler | M | |
| -2.00 (-33.33%) | 6 | Sibusiso Zuma | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Steve Lekolea | M | |
| -2.00 (-22.22%) | 9 | John Shoes Moshoe | S | |
| -1.00 (-10.00%) | 10 | Augustine Makalakalane | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Bonghani Khumalo | R | |
| -1.00 (-14.29%) | 7 | Phil Masinga | R | |
| -13.00 (-11.61%) | 8.00 |