| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Ice Tea | 14 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Bobby Ball | 11 | +1.00 (9.09%) | |
| D | Jasper Carrot | 11 | +1.00 (9.09%) | |
| D | Howie Canham | 11 | -1.00 (-9.09%) | |
| M | Jon Rambo | 12 | +1.00 (8.33%) | |
| M | Prince Will | 12 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | James Bond | 12 | -3.00 (-25.00%) | |
| M | Snake Eyes | 10 | -2.00 (-20.00%) | |
| M | Bell End | 9 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Killer Iceman | 12 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Mark Dent | 11 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Big Busted Wench | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Captain Jack Spanner | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Top Gun | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 10.21 | -3.00 (-2.10%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 12 | Diego Cavalieri | K | |
| +3.00 (25.00%) | 12 | Andre Wisdom | D | |
 |
+2.00 (16.67%) | 12 | Sebastian Coates | D |
| +1.00 (9.09%) | 11 | Martin Kelly | D | |
| +2.00 (40.00%) | 5 | Glen Johnson | D | |
 |
+2.00 (18.18%) | 11 | Graeme Souness | M |
| +1.00 (10.00%) | 10 | Jordan Henderson | M | |
| +2.00 (22.22%) | 9 | Xabi Alonso | M | |
| +1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Jay Spearing | M | |
| -1.00 (-11.11%) | 9 | Stewart Downing | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | Luis Suarez | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Lionel Messi | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Raheem Sterling | R | |
| +13.00 (10.66%) | 9.38 |