| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Shaun Rowett | 13 | +1.00 (7.69%) | |
| D | Manfred Hausmann | 13 | +3.00 (23.08%) | |
| D | Jayjay McLovin | 13 | +3.00 (23.08%) | |
| D | Catalin Bordeiu | 12 | +2.00 (16.67%) | |
| D | Borat Sagdiyev | 11 | +2.00 (18.18%) | |
| M | Indiana Jones | 13 | +3.00 (23.08%) |   |
| M | Jeff Stelling | 13 | +3.00 (23.08%) | |
| M | Joshua Davison | 12 | +2.00 (16.67%) | |
| M | Double Andimsold | 12 | +2.00 (16.67%) | |
| S | Ollie Guy | 11 | +2.00 (18.18%) | |
| S | Lauren Ledsham | 11 | +1.00 (9.09%) | |
| R | Hard Trainer | 9 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Bejitta Swole | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | The Wizard | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 11.07 | +24.00 (15.48%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -2.00 (-50.00%) | 4 | Crofton Strevans | K | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 12 | Gerry Mac Mahon | D | |
| -1.00 (-9.09%) | 11 | Alan Partridge | D | |
| +1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Patrick Jane | D | |
| -1.00 (-25.00%) | 4 | Miki Kasza | D | |
| -1.00 (-7.69%) | 13 | Jeremy Kyle | M | |
| -3.00 (-25.00%) | 12 | Gerard Mcmahon Ii | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Gerardic McMahonovic | M | |
| -2.00 (-25.00%) | 8 | Gerardez McMahonez | M | |
| -2.00 (-40.00%) | 5 | Juanito Fuentes | M | |
| +1.00 (9.09%) | 11 | Careful Steve | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Charlie Winning Sheen | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Mathieu Valery | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Sean Stephenson | R | |
| -10.00 (-8.77%) | 8.14 |