| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Flash Gordon | 10 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Howie Canham | 11 | -1.00 (-9.09%) | |
| D | Gary Brennan | 8 | -1.00 (-12.50%) | |
| D | Big Busted Wench | 6 | +2.00 (33.33%) | |
| D | Max Power | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) |  |
| M | Prince Will | 12 | -1.00 (-8.33%) | |
| M | Eddie Izzard | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Captain Jack Spanner | 6 | +1.00 (16.67%) | |
| M | The Coal Train | 5 | -1.00 (-20.00%) | |
| S | Killer Iceman | 12 | +1.00 (8.33%) | |
| S | Top Gun | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | James Bond | 12 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Jasper Carrot | 11 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Call Me Maverick | 5 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 8.29 | 0.00 (0.00%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +4.00 (22.22%) | 18 | Pepe Reina | K | |
| +4.00 (33.33%) | 12 | Gerard Pique | D | |
| +4.00 (33.33%) | 12 | Giorgio Chiellini | D | |
| +4.00 (66.67%) | 6 | Jose Enrique | D | |
 |
+5.00 (35.71%) | 14 | Raul Meireles | M |
| -1.00 (-7.69%) | 13 | Joe Cole | M | |
| +4.00 (36.36%) | 11 | Charlie Adam | M | |
|
+4.00 (36.36%) | 11 | Steven Gerrard | M |
| +1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | Dirk Kuyt | M | |
| +4.00 (28.57%) | 14 | Fabio Borini | S | |
| +2.00 (15.38%) | 13 | Andy Carroll | S | |
| +1.00 (7.69%) | 13 | Gareth Bale | R | |
| +1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | Craig Bellamy | R | |
| +37.00 (24.18%) | 11.77 |