| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Ice Tea | 14 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Jasper Carrot | 11 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Howie Canham | 11 | -2.00 (-18.18%) | |
| D | Gary Brennan | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Big Busted Wench | 6 | +2.00 (33.33%) | |
| D | Max Power | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Jon Rambo | 12 | +2.00 (16.67%) | |
| M | James Bond | 12 | +1.00 (8.33%) | |
| M | Prince Will | 12 | -2.00 (-16.67%) | |
| M | Eddie Izzard | 8 | +2.00 (25.00%) | |
| S | Killer Iceman | 12 | +3.00 (25.00%) | |
| R | Captain Jack Spanner | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Top Gun | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | The Coal Train | 5 | -1.00 (-20.00%) | |
| 9.07 | +5.00 (3.94%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +1.00 (7.69%) | 13 | Shaun Rowett | K | |
| +3.00 (23.08%) | 13 | Manfred Hausmann | D | |
| +3.00 (23.08%) | 13 | Jayjay McLovin | D | |
| -1.00 (-8.33%) | 12 | Catalin Bordeiu | D | |
| +2.00 (18.18%) | 11 | Borat Sagdiyev | D | |
| +3.00 (23.08%) | 13 | Jeff Stelling | M | |
| +2.00 (15.38%) | 13 | Indiana Jones | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 12 | Double Andimsold | M | |
| -1.00 (-8.33%) | 12 | Joshua Davison | M | |
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+3.00 (50.00%) | 6 | Bejitta Swole | M |
|
+1.00 (9.09%) | 11 | Lauren Ledsham | S |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | The Wizard | R | |
| +1.00 (20.00%) | 5 | Adriano Trenta | R | |
| +17.00 (12.14%) | 10.77 |