| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Justin Lee Collins | 12 | +1.00 (8.33%) | |
| D | Who Ate Adamsandler | 11 | -2.00 (-18.18%) | |
| D | Tom Havercrotch | 10 | +3.00 (30.00%) |  |
| D | Iain Dyer Ear | 10 | +2.00 (20.00%) | |
| M | The Wezmoister | 11 | +3.00 (27.27%) | |
| M | Old Cunt Malcy | 11 | +1.00 (9.09%) | |
| M | Jambags Andthe Gladrags | 11 | -1.00 (-9.09%) | |
| M | Sticky Shivy | 10 | +1.00 (10.00%) | |
| M | Malcy Malcysson | 8 | +2.00 (25.00%) | |
| S | Alan Sugar | 11 | +1.00 (9.09%) |  |
| S | Pooper Bear | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| R | Daisy Does Dallas Ii | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| R | Hardcorephysco Wez | 6 | +1.00 (16.67%) | |
| R | Charlie Bejjita Adam | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 9.64 | +14.00 (10.37%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 18 | Pepe Reina | K | |
| +3.00 (23.08%) | 13 | Gareth Bale | D | |
| +1.00 (8.33%) | 12 | Giorgio Chiellini | D | |
| +2.00 (28.57%) | 7 | Martin Škrtel | D | |
| +5.00 (35.71%) | 14 | Raul Meireles | M | |
|
+3.00 (23.08%) | 13 | Lucas Leiva | M |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 13 | Joe Cole | M | |
|
+4.00 (36.36%) | 11 | Charlie Adam | M |
|
+2.00 (25.00%) | 8 | Dirk Kuyt | M |
|
+2.00 (14.29%) | 14 | Fabio Borini | S |
|
+3.00 (23.08%) | 13 | Andy Carroll | S |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 11 | Steven Gerrard | R | |
| +25.00 (17.01%) | 12.25 |