| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Justin Lee Collins | 12 | +4.00 (33.33%) | |
| D | Who Ate Adamsandler | 11 | +4.00 (36.36%) | |
| D | Tom Havercrotch | 10 | +3.00 (30.00%) | |
| D | Captain Charisma | 9 | +2.00 (22.22%) | |
| D | Cock Of North | 5 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Jambags Andthe Gladrags | 11 | +5.00 (45.45%) |  |
| M | The Wezmoister | 11 | -2.00 (-18.18%) | |
| M | Sticky Shivy | 10 | +4.00 (40.00%) |  |
| M | Daisy Does Dallas Ii | 9 | +4.00 (44.44%) | |
| M | Malcy Malcysson | 8 | +3.00 (37.50%) | |
| S | Alan Sugar | 11 | +3.00 (27.27%) | |
| R | Iain Dyer Ear | 10 | +2.00 (20.00%) | |
| R | Charlie Bejjita Adam | 6 | +1.00 (16.67%) | |
| R | Hardcorephysco Wez | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 9.21 | +33.00 (25.58%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 13 | Shaun Rowett | K | |
| +3.00 (23.08%) | 13 | Manfred Hausmann | D | |
| +2.00 (15.38%) | 13 | Jayjay McLovin | D | |
| +1.00 (8.33%) | 12 | Catalin Bordeiu | D | |
| +2.00 (18.18%) | 11 | Borat Sagdiyev | D | |
| +3.00 (23.08%) | 13 | Indiana Jones | M | |
|
+3.00 (23.08%) | 13 | Jeff Stelling | M |
| +3.00 (25.00%) | 12 | Joshua Davison | M | |
| -2.00 (-16.67%) | 12 | Double Andimsold | M | |
| +3.00 (33.33%) | 9 | Hard Trainer | M | |
|
+2.00 (18.18%) | 11 | Ollie Guy | S |
| +20.00 (15.15%) | 12.00 |